There are just some sounds that everyone loves:
- Shoes on gravel
- Crackling of a fire
- The snapping of necks of those who think they can disrespect you
- Cats purring
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.– Albert Einstein (via psych-facts) Via Neurolove.me
The hardest battle
you will ever have to fight
who you are now
and who you want to be.
Why do we call it truth or dare when we all know it’s really “who do you like” or “awkward sexual task”
For every restroom you go into, write ‘walrus’ on the wall.
Just do it okay.
Concerts, restaurants, movie theaters…whatever
just write walrus
So then you know…
some other tumblr person has sat on that same toilet
so doing this.
oh my some one did this at my school bathroom
last week i saw this in one of the stalls and wondered what the hell it meant
i had been graced by the presence of another tumblrite
Ok ok so i’m playing pokemon platinum right? And I come across this pair of trainers in a restaurant. When I talk to the guy, he says this:
Awe you’re on a date at your dad’s restaurant how cute. Naturally, I kick his ass.
but then I revisit them, and this time i click on his date and she says:
wait a sec i’ve heard this somewhere before
SWEETHEART I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT I THINK YOU’RE DATING YOUR BROTHER
Great scene, and based on an actual historical incident in medieval Germany:
When King Conrad III defeated the Duke of Welf (in the year 1140) and placed Weinsberg under siege, the wives of the besieged castle negotiated a surrender which granted them the right to leave with whatever they could carry on their shoulders. The king allowed them that much. Leaving everything else aside, each woman took her own husband on her shoulders and carried him out. When the king’s people saw what was happening, many of them said that that was not what had been meant and wanted to put a stop to it. But the king laughed and accepted the women’s clever trick. “A king” he said, “should always stand by his word.”
Medieval women were BAMFs.
oh well that just makes this scene even better!